Republicans are fuckers
Hey Democrats, here’s a lesson we’re all going to be learning in short order (that is, if you’re too fucking dumb to have learned it over the last 10 years): Republicans are fuckers. They will fuck you and then blame you for letting yourself get fucked, sometimes literally. Enjoy eating shit.

Yeah, the idea of you eating great, steamy piles of shit brings a smile to my stone face.
Don’t bother with a bib, either; I want to see it run down your chin and drip on your bloated belly.
You called me fat and that’s mean
Whatever, dude.